Here's A Snapshot of Me in My Youth

You can see from my early days that my psychic and healing abilities are on display in the magnificent purple color of my fur coat.  

Formal Welcome to My New Site

This is one of my beloved model friends who has agreed to pose for (free) for the first welcome to my psychic pages. Her name is Caitlyn, not to be confused with THE Caitlyn. I saved this Caitlyn from  a really, really lonely existence in back alleys by taking her to the Humane Society. From there she found a lovely home, which happened to be on Melrose Drive and the rest, as some people say is history. She was picked up at least a hundred times for commercials for this and that and now lives the high life, stretched out all day in the sunshine being fed only the best cat food. Oops here comes another call from Fancy Feast.

For you my feline and human friends,

Have another meowvelous day!

Catsky

Prognostication: Original Cat Bird Sightings Will Become Common After Old Eggs are Discovered and DNA used to Recreate Them

I will share with you a little tidbit concerning future eco-news. Cat-birds of the original kind, like the one pictured above, once frequented the skies of North America before the meteor hit the earth and wiped out the dinosaurs. The original cat bird, part cat, part bird was a happy creature but when the eggs were split asunder due to new atmospheric conditions, the once conjoined animal got depressed and the forever parted cat and bird became the raging enemies we know today (even though there is a sadly misnamed new bird that is all bird but called the catbird). Now with my ability to see the future conditions of the earth, I see that an old egg will be found in Montana and the DNA will be extracted to revive the extinct species. At first the creation will be lauded; however, like the brown snake on Guam, the catbird will soon take over the skies and become a menace to the ecosystem because it will not have the dinosaur to keep its minions in check. But don't worry that won't happen for a few hundred years. In the meantime,

 

Have a meowvelous Day!

 

Catsky



Don't Call Me Doctor Catsky Even Though I Have My Doctorate in the Psychic Sciences

Aside from having a natural talent with my psychic abilities, I thought I'd share with you my actual doctorate diploma where I honed my already excellent skills. It took at least four of my nine lives to complete the training but I am so glad I did. There's nothing like a good, solid college education and DePaw University is one of the best universities for the Psychic Sciences! It is my hope one day to create a college for cats, or at least an affordable diploma mill for them to get accreditation for earning a livelihood other than mooching off of their human companions. I'm hoping sharing my credentials with you will make it easier to contact me at any time through the comments area with any problems you might be encountering in your life. Yes or no questions will be answered promptly. Longer questions may take longer, obviously. In the meantime,

Have a meowvelous day,

Catsky! 

(maybe the exlamation point will work better for me than for Jeb! Bush)

Minna, One of My Many Clients

It has been many years since I first saw Minna, At the time she asked me if she would ever fall in love. I told her, "yes." We immediately fell in love with each other and we have had many litters together since. I so hate the word litter but being clinical in nature, I realize I must use the proper terminology. We have had many years of bliss together and hope for many more. The kids have left us but we carry on although both of us have thankfully  been neutralized in the kitten-making department. Still standing by for any questions you might have that I can assist you with.

Have a meowvelous day!

Catsky

I am a cat psychic, here to answer your questions regarding the universe. I do not answer questions concerning health for obvious reasons, I am overweight. Since I can only buy cat food with actual money, donations would be appreciated. My answers are brief and questions should be asked with the possibility of a yes or no answer thereby assuring that I have a chance of being correct 50% of the time.

 I need many naps to stay connected with universal energies and angelic divas but know that I will amble over a few times daily to help you, human, with your myriad problems. I am here to serve.

Have a meowvelous day!