Saturday, December 5, 2015

Don't Call Me Doctor Catsky Even Though I Have My Doctorate in the Psychic Sciences

Aside from having a natural talent with my psychic abilities, I thought I'd share with you my actual doctorate diploma where I honed my already excellent skills. It took at least four of my nine lives to complete the training but I am so glad I did. There's nothing like a good, solid college education and DePaw University is one of the best universities for the Psychic Sciences! It is my hope one day to create a college for cats, or at least an affordable diploma mill for them to get accreditation for earning a livelihood other than mooching off of their human companions. I'm hoping sharing my credentials with you will make it easier to contact me at any time through the comments area with any problems you might be encountering in your life. Yes or no questions will be answered promptly. Longer questions may take longer, obviously. In the meantime,

Have a meowvelous day,

Catsky! 
(maybe the exlamation point will work better for me than for Jeb! Bush)

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