Prognostication: Original Cat Bird Sightings Will Become Common After Old Eggs are Discovered and DNA used to Recreate Them

I will share with you a little tidbit concerning future eco-news. Cat-birds of the original kind, like the one pictured above, once frequented the skies of North America before the meteor hit the earth and wiped out the dinosaurs. The original cat bird, part cat, part bird was a happy creature but when the eggs were split asunder due to new atmospheric conditions, the once conjoined animal got depressed and the forever parted cat and bird became the raging enemies we know today (even though there is a sadly misnamed new bird that is all bird but called the catbird). Now with my ability to see the future conditions of the earth, I see that an old egg will be found in Montana and the DNA will be extracted to revive the extinct species. At first the creation will be lauded; however, like the brown snake on Guam, the catbird will soon take over the skies and become a menace to the ecosystem because it will not have the dinosaur to keep its minions in check. But don't worry that won't happen for a few hundred years. In the meantime,

 

Have a meowvelous Day!

 

Catsky