Thursday, December 3, 2015

I am a cat psychic, here to answer your questions regarding the universe. I do not answer questions concerning health for obvious reasons, I am overweight. Since I can only buy cat food with actual money, donations would be appreciated. My answers are brief and questions should be asked with the possibility of a yes or no answer thereby assuring that I have a chance of being correct 50% of the time.

 I need many naps to stay connected with universal energies and angelic divas but know that I will amble over a few times daily to help you, human, with your myriad problems. I am here to serve.

Have a meowvelous day!

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